Zelda Sweet Potato Ocarina

cutely-perverted:


doodlesaresketcheswithnoodles:

Daily doodle #391 - Nick Fury’s new eye

I’m sorry I’m not sorry



nicolasanha:


therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo


vistale:

This bathtub in the house of Mexican drug lord Joaquin “Chapo” Guzman leads to an underground tunnel and exits through the city’s drainage system.



starbuckers:

splantamello:

starbuckers:

Look at this house we found by the river today

That’s a murder scene not a house

Look at this murder scene we found inside a house today



rangerkimmy:

pbbth




melredcap:

thistimewhereareyouhouston:

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

This is culturally and historically important, so I can reblog this without feeling childish. (Look, flying dicks!!)

LOOK AT THE SKY IN WHICH I FLY MY FUCKS

OBSERVE THAT IT IS EMPTY